Shelfdust Announces New 15,000-Part Article Series; Site Owner Declares Himself “Immortal”

WEST YORKSHIRE, UK. 20.08.21 - Ending speculation, superstar comic book website “Shelfdust” has announced today that it is launching a new 15,767-part regular feature series which will hire top-tier critical talent from around the world, in a move expected to boost confidence in the long-term future of the comic book industry as a whole. The series will see A-List comic book critics asked to write 500 words at a time about random Garfield comic strips they’ve been assigned, with no escape until the word count has been hit.

“I know a lot of people have been wondering when the site would get around to covering Jim Davis, considered by most industry professionals to be ‘The King of Comics’ and responsible for creating the industry we see today”, said site owner and rabbit Steve Morris, who added that he was “hopped up to the gills on Ribena” at the time of announcement.